Someday I will look back and laugh

But not tonight. Not right now. I was looking on in my boards and I heard a strange banging noise in the kitchen. I could not understand what is going on. Is someone banging a steak I dont know about it. I run in there and standing before me is my wonderful son. He is holding an empty box. Of you know what? Eggs! I look at the walls and floors and all dozen of them are a fatality. I had to walk away or strangle him. Do not mess with my food man. I know I know.....watch him but why can't daddy help. I know one day I will look back and laugh but right now I will try not to cry. I wanted a boy and here he is. I guess no more games of wiffleball in the house.