It was the kids Christmas Party

We woke up at 8 and got the kids ready. We stopped at Burger king and grabbed some sandwiches then drove around a little bit. The kids cracked me up as we pulled into Big Ro's parking lot. We walked in the front doors and were hit with Christmas cheer. On the tables there were stocking crafts. The windows were decorated with poinsettas and the tree was trimmed. There were juice boxes laying out for the kids and all was well. They brought out pizza and cake. Then we sang Christmas Carols. Suddenly HO HO HO. Santa stood in front of us. The kids were quite pleased with their presents. Roana a hannah montana set and lil Ro a megablocks truck. We were driving home and this was our conversation.

Roana: Mommy....
Susan: Yes?
Roana: Mommy that was not the real santa!
Susan: (Surprisingly) What? Why do you say that?
Roana: Under his beard he had a blonde mustache. He was fake mom.
Susan: Yes well (stammering for excuse while laughing) um it is december and incredibly busy. So santa sent his helper.
Roana: Ok mom. I just wanted you to know that was not the real santa. I need to see the real one.

I about lost it. Hopefully next year santa at least shaves before he gets in costume. LoL

Another conversation over dinner:
Roana: Mom where does santa get the money if you dont give it to him.
Susan: Why baby?
Roana: This is from walmart mom. I know it.
Susan: Well he sells stuff to walmart baby.
Roana: Well where does he get the money for supplies mom?
Susan: (thinking quickly) Well he sells the reindeer poop to farmers hon. 9 reindeer plus backups make lots of poop and the farmers need it.
Roana: Gross mom but that is nice of Santa.

I have no clue where I came to get that answer. I hope she doesnt get the idea to sell our dogs poop to farmers now. Its going to be a long season. All these questions. No pictures sorry. Lil Ro kept me on my feet.